For the Bachelorette Who Has Everything

What do you get for a bachelorette who has everything?  Or at least for bachelorette who prefers to avoid strippers, phallic symbols, etc. at her bachelorette party?  Well, I'd start with a bottle of wine, maybe make some T shirts.  And I'd buy some fun books for the ladies to peruse while drinking that wine and wearing those shirts!  Here's my top recommendations for bachelorette books to give, to share, and to receive (and some of these are not just for bach parties, hint hint):

Porn for Women: this book features hunky dudes doing things like asking for directions or saying things like "As long as I have two legs to walk on, you'll never take out the trash."  They also make a Porn for New Moms book.

Adult Mad Libs: Specifically made for Bachelorette parties.  Yes, really, truly fabulous!

What in the World Did I Do Last Night?:  I have no personal experience with this concept, I have no idea what you are talking about.

Words of Wisdom for the Bachelorette: This looks downright boring, but making fun of it might actually provide you with a new world of entertainment!

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